Who are we

Did You Know It's Illegal To Depict A Korean Getting Shot In The Fucking Face?

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Track on the Right is the same people but they actually believe the holocaust happened.  Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. So which group do you kill? One or the other. And you need to press a button to do it. One button says “PAIN” and one button says “PLEASURE.” Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Which button do you press?

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Our History

2 white men living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever. That’s the show.

Our Mission

Women No Longer Allowed to Cook

Convince Black People that Slavery Never Happened

Trick Everyone Into Thinking Canada is Switzerland ``Until This All Blows Over``

Bribe Every Asian Girl to Tell Gay People to ``Frig Off``
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