Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The J. Burden Show to discuss a series of unrelated and incoherent topics as he completely forgets to promote his documentary “How to Make a Canadian People.” It’s very enjoyable though.

Timestamps:

00:18 – George Floyd is Alive and Wears a Dress Rap

02:27 – Dimes Sexually Assaulting Studio Execs as a Giant Spider

04:25 – Hulk Bogan

05:24 – Aleksandr Dugin Crashes Out Against White People

17:00 – They Don’t Know What Diabetes Is

22:26 – JPMorgan Indian Analyst Invents Outrageous Sexual Assault Claim

26:43 – Bank Chads Already Viagra Their Own Drinks

32:35 – The Inability for Non-Whites to Bully Their Own Publicly

38:03 – We Should #MeToo Harambe Oprah

39:07 – Court Defers Deportation of Humboldt Broncos Crash Perpetrator

46:55 – Investigating the Carney Pivot

1:00:00 – The Gradient of Radicalism

01:01:57 – Deep Dive into the Groups Pushing Age Verification Laws

01:19:07 – Trump Keeps Not Caring About Being Assassinated

01:21:24 – Blood $atellite Show News

01:23:34 – “Secret Wars” Review Begins

01:27:32 – War Escalation Constrained Since WW2

01:33:22 – The Secret Transactional Nature of War

01:44:12 – The Urgency to Keep Public perception Under Control

01:46:23 – Trump Rips the Stage Curtain Away

01:48:55 – The Korean War

01:54:44 – The Ominous Backstage of the Ukraine War

01:59:54 – Cyberweapons and Cyberattacks

02:03:23 – J. Burden Interview Begins