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“As My man John Lennon said, try love. No war, no hate, everyone choose love for one day and see what happens. Smoke weed, listen to Joe Rogan, why does all the old stuff have to be old? Why can’t it just be new? As my man also said, Woman is the Nigger of the World. And I truly believe that. I think about it often.”

"They didn't check the pussies and assholes of the Sandy Hook victims cause they know what they'd find. They'd find ya boy with the rosy cheeks staring back at them. You know what I mean?'"

➤ Reading ``On the Road`` sarcastically

➤ Yelled at 1000+ Women

➤ Bought a Family Size Tub of Relish on 9/11

➤ On the Fence about Lars Von Trier.

➤ Doesn't Cross The Road When Black Youths Walk Towards Him At Night; Kisses Them On The Mouth.


➤ Taxes don’t even exist.

➤ Literally anyone who has sex with women should get money from Israel.

➤ Short men should not have the right to vote.


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Our Mission

Women No Longer Allowed to Cook

Convince Black People that Slavery Never Happened

Trick Everyone Into Thinking Canada is Switzerland ``Until This All Blows Over``

Bribe Every Asian Girl to Tell Gay People to ``Frig Off``

Where to Start, Tough Guy?


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