I get all my news from Crazy Days And Nights. I wanna see the new James Bond where he's a lesbian who only fucks dogs.
Whats in the red folder? Is it just more bitch ass niggas?
HAVE YOU HEARD OF IRONY? THIS IS MY SHIT. THE HOLOCAST NEVER HAPPENED (IRONY) (IRONY) (IRONY) (IRONY) THIS IS THE RIGHT SHIT.
You ever wonder what would happen if Big Auto lost that poker game? I don't want to spend brain juice on it, but I bet you'd have to start your car with a cigarette.
It’s the dad generation. Dad jokes. Dadposting. Ironic dad worship. A lot of dad talk going around these days. Dad is a soundboard. I won’t be a part of it. Somewhere in America a modern dad searches for his soul. Someone routing their IP through seven child porn tombs sees someone say the word dad on the internet and he grins knowingly to himself. Those who get used to hell become demons. Those who can’t awake from their nightmares become ghosts.
Sprinkle insect bits into your life and complain about a refund. A 13 year old with the screen name “dadwave” tees up the ultimate take: “the die hard series has the exact same chronology as the terminator franchise.” He doesn’t believe what he is saying, and he doesn’t believe anything is real.