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You want to start a family? Awesome we don't allow time off for that and also you're pretty much the sort of guy a child doesn't want to grow up to be if you had to explain your life at career day. The popular dad also molests his daughter, but you lost your moral compass long ago. That's for kids. That's for movies.

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#274: Hot Girl Meltdown by Sex Land Acknowledgement [“front will continue eating slop updates for free”]
Dimes and Judas discuss the racially traitorous Tim Walz on the campaign trail, The Longshoreman Union’s blue collar mafia shakedown, and their idealistic dreams for the recent escalation of conflict between Israel and Iran. They then review the autobiography of the BUF leader Oswald Mosley titled “My Life,” exploring a life which stands in sharp […]
Garak Obama Interview [on the Western Thaw]
Dimes speaks with popularchud Garak Obama, editor of Unreconstructed, primarily on the topic of the Western Thaw and Life After Trump. ✔️More from Garak here: https://unreconstructed.substack.com/
How to Lead an Online Revolt Offline
After diving into an article on J’accuse about the necessity of framing your political goals as inevitabilities, Dimes and Judas explore the book “Revolt of the Public” by Martin Gurri. There they discuss the multiplying of digital publics representing the people and how the unceasing assaults on institutional legitimacy can effectively abolish, but never replace, […]
#273 – BSNL14: Sir, a Second Office Hucow has been Priced In
Dimes and Judas discuss Israel inventing a new type of war using production chains while ALSO being the most fertile country, the top secret Dune Project, and terraforming dead towns. By the end they may launch into a joyous review of Canadian hip hop madman Unkle Adams, who famously put himself $200k in debt making […]
Rage Against the Spiritual Machines
After hypothesizing which car manufacturing processes could be maintained through guilds during a collapse scenario, Dimes and Judas launch into an in-depth review of Ray Kurzweil’s “Age of Spiritual Machines,” a comprehensive accounting of exponential technological innovation and biological evolution, with the prediction of how this will lead to a singularity after which humanity will […]
Clay Martin Interview [on Urban Combat and Barbarian Spirit]
Dimes speaks with former Green Beret and prolific author Clay Martin on the topic of effective urban combat and his book “Barbarian Spirit” which presents a new take on masculine vitalism. ✔️More from Clay Martin here: https://wendigoswrath.myshopify.com/
#272 – Shinzo Abe Pack Chernobyl 1000 [“After months of the hills and A17”]
Dimes and Judas discuss the memeplex surrounding the recent debate between Kamala Harris and Trump, the campaign of lies concerning an influx of Haitian demons into small town America, and the significance of Elon Musk proposing to impregnate Taylor Swift. After briefly exploring Panagiotis Kondylis’ Theory of Planetary Politics, they launch into a review of […]
#271 – Stephen Hawk-Tuah Can’t Rotate a Bell Curve [“Agreed, we’ve had some Age of the FBI”]
Dimes and Judas discuss Rucker Carlson challenging WW2 narratives, the unveiling of Tenet Media as an alleged Russian propaganda outlet, and the concept of Blackmail Inflation. After exploring whether or not we are currently in a Social Recession, they seek the solution with the book “A New Nobility of Blood and Soil” by Richard Darré. […]

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It is less than two months (<2 mo.) until the Big Event.
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9 Oct

🔮🤓 Diving Into the CCRU🤓 🔮
Dimes and Judas dive into the esoteric depths of interdimensional technology wars with the book “CCRU Writings 1997-2003.” There they explore the blurred lines between fiction and reality put forth by the renegade academic institution, including the…