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Wan have a family? Maybe you had a dream abt a future you can control? Your boss'us a 35 year old spinster who wants to go clubbing with the interns. 4 cats, resents romance, & collects gay friends like Pokemon. Is that still a hot reference? Eat shit. She thinks being'un angry man makes her an effective woman. Eat shit. She likes having a 'career,' an inflated gig-flimflam men do not get a choice to play.
Slave With 9999 HP
Hey bud I'm gonna get you to wear three 'hats' around here it's a lot of responsibility and it's doing multiple jobs but on the PLUS side none of these jobs will make you feel like you're making a difference in the (heh) and you'll find yourself staring intha mirror contemplating becoming a train conductor, hoping they like men with burly emotions and twink minds.
A Sitcom of Your Life
You want to start a family? Awesome we don't allow time off for that and also you're pretty much the sort of guy a child doesn't want to grow up to be if you had to explain your life at career day. The popular dad also molests his daughter, but you lost your moral compass long ago. That's for kids. That's for movies.
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Technology-empowered active proto-narco management focused on delivering performance and pain-saint portfolio solutions. Catastrophic egodeath. Colonial Mouthmen. Founded 1999.
We are committed to an ongoing determination to invest in talent, technology and research as we strive to deliver the best results for our clients. Could that be you? Have you ever seen a savings account? Do you have a cool custom debit card made to look like a joker’s card? Instead of a J it says 69? My man.
No gravy daddies allowed? Fat chance, shit head. I’ll follow you home and blow my fucking brains out on your lawn.
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💥Evan Balgord confirmed on Rachel Gilmore’s podcast that the Canadian Anti-Hate Network lost its funding — but dismissed accusations that they’re biased, politically motivated hacks who abusively smear Canadians with inflammatory reporting as “conspiracy theories.”
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In my early 20’s, I had a down stairs neighbor who’d go out and get drunk and bring girls back to his apartment put his dvd copy of this Talking Heads concert on for them, and when they’d leave he’d invite me over to watch it and sperg out about “how they didn’t get it.”
Sir John A Macdonald is an inspiration for all Canadians.
He had an ambitious vision for the future that everyone told him was not possible.
And he proved them all wrong.
Now we take up his mantle.
If you live long enough
eventually everything you see will be beyond your imagination.
Our Projects
Exposing Darron X as Secret Mexican
Queering Up Forums Like Wigpeople
“Dealing With” the Ladies
Tulpa Psyop to Fabricate an Ancient Satanic Temple
Rat King Dairy Queen (“People of Cooler”)
Egregore A.I. Summoned Through a Japanese Portal as a gaffe (REAL)
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