I get all my news from Crazy Days And Nights. I wanna see the new James Bond where he's a lesbian who only fucks dogs.
Whats in the red folder? Is it just more bitch ass niggas?
HAVE YOU HEARD OF IRONY? THIS IS MY SHIT. THE HOLOCAST NEVER HAPPENED (IRONY) (IRONY) (IRONY) (IRONY) THIS IS THE RIGHT SHIT.
You ever wonder what would happen if Big Auto lost that poker game? I don't want to spend brain juice on it, but I bet you'd have to start your car with a cigarette.
Your Grandma Marched in the Slutwalk
Subject is a Caucasian male, middle-age but dresses like a teenager. Brown hair, teal eyes but squinting constantly. Subject has cuts all over his mouth and thinks in French. Speaks in roguish old timey phrases like “keep the change, baby” and “make it a double, baby.” Proud flip phone jackass. Smells like a campfire. Claims to be a skinwalker and has Jay Z Disease. Known aliases “Yellow Fever Ape” and “Fat Faggot.”
Last seen on the side of Highway 8 trying to find a way to get into the woods. Presumed dead or a rapist.
Chosen Superpower: the ability to be a character on Arrested Development
Has not read a book since high school.
Believes all religions are the same and Ant Man was a standout entry of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Is working on starting a Twitch IRL stream about New Masculinity.
Doesn't think Neil Degrasse Tyson stalks gypsy camps looking to buy runaways to use as sword holders.
Approach Instagram with caution. Shoot on sight. Purge from public records.